Okay...maybe he's not the Anti-christ...

Obama is probably not the anti-christ after all. Thank GOD. I would hate for the first black president to be the one to lead mankind into the gates of hell. I will still pay attention to his actions though. One of the reasons I no longer think he's the AC is because of the Tea-Party movement. The bible says that the whole world has to be lead astray by this guy. It doesn't say the whole world minus the Tea-Party lunatics. That being said....he's probably not our guy.

Reason #117 of why I think Obama is the Anti-christ (RWITOITA)...

-Photo Taken from Telegraph.co.uk


Obama warns Israeli Prime Minister, Netanyahu, "No More Blank Checks"...

Read article below:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/5335620/Obama-to-warn-Israels-PM-Benjamin-Netanyahu-No-more-blank-cheques.html

Really Obama? I guess the whole "friend of Israel" scripture really doesn't mean much to you does it? What's next...you're going to rebuild Solomon's temple and sit on it's throne? Knowing you you'd probably do it as a publicity stunt.

Stay tuned for more "Reasons why I think Obama's the Anti-christ" (or "RWITOITA" for those of you who are obsessed with acronyms).

"RWITOITA" broken down for you conspiracy theorists out there.

"RWITOITA "(Pronounced Ritoyta) is an acronym I made up 10 minutes ago. It stands for "REASONS WHY I THINK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST". As I was looking at this acronym I discovered that it actually spells quite a few words.

So for all the conspiracy theorists and Da Vinci code fans out there, I've dedicated this post to decoding the secret words or hidden messages in my acronym "RWITOITA". If you see other words that are not listed...please participate and let me know. Have fun!




"RWITOITA"

1. WAR
2. WORT
3. IOTA
4. WIT
5. RW (which could stand for Right Wing lol)
6. TOT
7. TOT WAR II (could these mean WWII?)
8. TATR (which could stand for potato or tater tot lol)
9. WOR(LD?)
10. TOTA(L) (does this mean total destruction or "Total" toothpaste?)
11. ATT
12. W (as in George W)
13. WART

So far, it seems that my acronym reveals that since WWII, the Right Wing in conjection with big companies like AT&T are using their wits to create total destruction under the guise of George W Bush's war in which our tots will only be left to eat wart-ridden taterworts and toothpaste in Iota, Louisiana.

Say it ain't so folks, say it ain't so!

("Taterworts" means potato like vegetable or potato foam. I just made that up lol).

That was pretty fun. Come up with your own conspiracy theory using my acronym lol!

Yeah...the world's coming to an end....didn't think it would happen sooo fast though...

You know, everyone knows that with the last election...change was really in the air. It felt good then...the thought of change did... Now, I'm a little uncomfortable with the rate of change. I mean...isn't there a "change" curve? You know, kind of like a "learning" curve. It should be gradual. Too much change too fast is never a good thing. The fastest change is the introduction and mass marketing of the biochip in conjunction with the nationalization of privately owned businesses.

I'LL GIVE MORE DETAILS LATER... BUT FOR NOW...

This post is just a friendly reminder about a warning a 2000 year old book gave us...


Don't get a chip in your hand...regardless of how "convenient" and "safe" they make it seem. Let me tell you something interesting....Read this.

Revelation 13:16-18 (King James Version)

"16And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

17And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

18Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six."


Don't get this mark. It will give you a straight ticket to Hell according to the bible....Read KJV though not the NIV.
NOTICE KJV SAYS "IN" AND NOT "ON" LIKE THE MISLEADING NIV SAYS.

Revelation 14:9-10 (King James Version)


9And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,

10The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:




Anyway. Here's a youtube video that proves that the technology exist and is intended to be used this way. Excuse the corny start of the video. Pay attention to the actual news clips.



Now, 666 will not be a visible mark. It will be a code scanned onto the chip. It's the same code scanned onto your "smart chip" in your credit card. I used to work at a credit card processing place where I was first exposed to what I believe is the "mark of the beast". There is a credit card machine called the Omni. All versions of it have two passwords, that after doing some calculations, both equal 666. I think it not a coincidence that the first credit card machine to read the "smart chip" is the Omni credit card terminal (Found at most Mcdonald's) "Omni" means "all knowing". That's probably not a coincidence either being that the chip is able to hold all of your personal and medical information according to the trainer teaching the class about the new technology. She said that the same chip will be implanted in our hands for security and convenience. She was excited about it...I on the other hand was appalled because I remember what the bible says about this "in the hand" business.

Don't get the chip people....it's a trap. I bet it will be required for universal healthcare recipients...let's see if my prediction is right......


I know you atheist and anti-christian activist would be the first in line to get the mark. Consider this though. You discredit a book that predicted events thousands of years in advance....it's probably right. But it's your choice...believe or not to believe. Sooner or later, we'll find out the truth!

Really??!

Photo Taken from People.com





This is my rendition of Seth and Amy's "Really?" session from SNL. So much has happened since I've last blogged and I don't have a lot of time anymore so I wanted to "really?" all the ridiculous things that are going on.



-SNL's The best of Amy Poehler episode.....Really?
That was just lazy SNL writers..but I did enjoy the "Down and Out Dollar" flashback.


-Obama acting like Hugo Chavez is his homeboy.....Really?
Hmmm, dude...I mean...seriously...would you have shaken Saddam's hand like that? You're starting to make me wonder.....

-Obama Nationalizing everything.....Really?
I mean Obama...with all this nationalization of private businesses going on....I'm starting to believe the little paranoid voice in my head that always thought you
were the Anti-christ....


-Obama probably will be the one to make peace with Israel and Palestine.....Really?
If you do, then I'd know that the little voice is indeed correct...


-Obama mocking the bible.....Really?
Okay ...are you God now? You think you're smarter than God? Okay...good luck with that. Watch Obama Mock Bible. Click Link below.
http://o.bamapost.com/obama_mocks_bible.html

-AIG changing name.......Really?
I still want my money back you [enter expletive of choice].


Okay...I think I got all my Reallys out..

And by the way....I'm BLACK so don't say I'm a racist because I said something against the Great Obama.

Obama, I want my money back...

Obama is already starting to validate the fears I had about him during the campaign. It took me a very very long time to get on the Obama-bus and now that I am on it...I'm getting off at the next stop. Obama is proving that he is, just as I suspected, just another politician. Has anyone read the details of this bailout package? I am not sure how 200 million for condoms is going to stimulate my economy. You know what....that's it....I'm jumping off the Obama band wagon. I can't take this anymore!!!

Cadillac Records....Deja Vu?

I can't wait to see Cadillac Records but there's something about this that seems awfully familiar. Doesn't the trailer remind you an awful lot of Dreamgirls? Like Dreamgirls, Cadillac Records is loosely, VERY LOOSLEY, based on facts. And according to some of the folks that the movie is based on, including Etta James herself, some of it is flat out fictional. That's Hollywood for you though.


But, notice how Beyonce is the ONLY major female singer in the movie with a major role. I guess that's so Beyonce could win an Oscar without any Jennifer Hudson upsets. Just Joking. Now, most people don't think that Beyonce is a great actress. I mean....I personally don't care...I love Beyonce! The director, Darnell Martin, said that she wrote the script for Etta James with Beyonce in mind (as in with Beyonce playing the part of Etta James). Well, let's see if it's another Oscar laddened movie like Dreamgirls.

Read about the movie and what the originals thought of it at:
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/1304430,SHO-Sunday-Chess30.article



Here's some pictures of Beyonce...just because. I'm trying very hard not to be jealous of Beyonce...if she plays one more legendary singer though...I just might have to be. She's the luckiest lady on earth, that heffa.


Taken from www.aceshowbiz.com


Let's put a little Alicia Keys in there too. These pretty heffas make me sick! Ohhh, to be young and beautiful....I love em' though.


Taken from http://highbridnation.com/wordpress

Keith Olbermann is today's WORST PERSON IN THE WORLLLLLDDDD!!!!

READ ARTICLE: Keith Olbermann Enrages 'View' Ladies By Not Voting


I can't believe that America's favorite ranter, Keith Olbermann, said today on The View that HE DIDN'T VOTE! Not only did he not vote in this election, but he hasn't voted in past elections.



Photo Taken from UConn Journalism


I watched him (or watched my husband watch him) every single night of this loooong drawn out election. I felt the anger he felt. I was outraged with him about the failed Bush policies. I was there with him all the way until he admitted that HE DIDN'T VOTE! How could someone who so vehemently detest the current administration not get off of his butt and VOTE! Oh my gah Keith, like...really oh my gah! I can't believe you Keith!

You ever heard of the old saying, "if you don't vote you can't complain"? I mean for goodness sakes Keith. Your head looks as if it's a ticking time bomb when you go off on those tandrums. Why would you do all that if you don't vote? You're going to give yourself cardic arrest with all that Keith. I know you pay good taxes and all but, Keith, if you voted, you would be able to influence who spends your tax dollars and how they spend it! THEN and only THEN would your rants be justified!

Keith, please....do me a favor.....VOTE!

Now, that I know you don't vote, I can't even watch your show the same way anymore. Now, you're just starting to look like a ranting political heretic.

I guess when John McCain called us "a nation of whiners", he was talking about people like you, Keith Olbermann, who complain, rant, throw tandrums, burst blood vessels and yet, they do nothing to change the situation we are in. VOTE next time Keith!

Then again...I can't be too mad at cha' though. I'm sure you've encouraged a lot of folks to go to the polls. Too bad that they didn't see you there though. That's hypocritical to complain and not vote man. I mean, I thought you would know that. Okay, I'll forgive you this time. But you had better get your big head to the polls in 4 years Keith. Don't make me find you.

PS....that skit about you on SNL....it was HILARIOUS!!!!! I still laugh when I think about it! I think you've revived Ben Affleck's credibility. He had you man.




God bless you Keith....just vote next time, okay?

oh....give me a break...

Apparently, there are a lot of people on the religious right who are grieved by Obama's victory. Even Dr James Dobson, a man whom I've been blessed by on countless occassions, said that he feels that 35 years of his hard work has been overturned. That's pretty drastic. Does that mean that the souls you've lead to Christ are now going to become atheist? Does that mean that the millions you've inspired are now going to become uninspired? I don't think so...I mean, I don't feel uninspired by Obama's victory. I think the religious right need to focus less on politics.

God is not going to give you a trophy for influencing politics. He will give you your reward based on your commitment to saving souls. If the church was doing more outreach and not alienating folks, then folks wouldn't do the things that would lead to an abortion or gay marriage or whatever the anti-issue of the day is.

With that said, even God gives us a choice whether we should follow him or not. Why then are Christians forcing a choice on people? Give to Ceasar what's Ceaser's and to God what's God.

God appoints kings so let's pray for Obama instead of bashing him.

What I find ironic is that the same people who claim to be pro-life are the same people who don't agree with government assistance. When people have children they can't afford, they may need government assistance in order to feed themselves and their children. Even in the bible, Joshua gave government assistance to his brothers and father when they went to Egypt for food. Their government had food stored up in case of famine. Think about it. If you're going to be pro-life, also be pro quality of life. That means funding a better healthcare systems and a better education system too. Everything is not just black and white you know. I used to consider myself a conservative...now, I'm thinking beyond the "box" issues that divide us.

Obama will govern from the middle. Just sit back and relax as he saves your 401K, create jobs that will help your failing business and fund our failing school and healthcare system. You won't be complaining then, will ya?

If things get worst, then complain. It's only 4 years.

Rachel...please..do me a favor

Rachel Maddow, you are the WO-MAN on your show. I love your take on the issues. But...girl...I can't believe you went on the MARTHA STEWART show in ALL BLACK!

Look, I know you are a "tomboy" and a lesbian. You're obviously the male in your relationship. That doesn't mean that you can go on talk shows looking like death's little sister. Even lesbians wants their lady-man looking hip. Girl, you looked like you were a "dark cloud" walking on Martha's show today. That oversized black shirt made me cringe. Your pants looked like they came from goodwill, or better yet, a homeless man digging through goodwill's trash.

Rach, do me a favor. Get slimmer glasses. The big thick black ones hides your beautiful eyes. It's okay to have beautiful eyes and still be the man in your relationship.

Also, while I'm on the subject. Do something different with your hair. I love your dark hair but that do is like...so 1990's. I mean, PBS has a lady sporting your style. You shouldn't be so easy to emulate now that your star is rising.

Since I know you don't like the girly look, consider this one thing when you go on talk shows. Taye Diggs. Look at the way Taye Diggs dresses. I know he's a man but, he's not an overly macho man in his dress so you can pull this off. I would much rather see you wearing winter hues, that match your skin tone and hair color than that deathly black. Plus, don't wear that oversized shirt again. Burn it.

Now, See Rachel, I care about you. I don't have to agree with your personal lifestyle choices to care about you as a person. I want to see your star rise but if you keep wearing that garbage bag to talk shows, you will not be asked back.

I made a list of things that would look great on you while you still maintain your strong image. Some of this will be repetitive but that's because, unlike Katic Couric, I AM belaboring the point.

1. Slimmer glasses






2. Spike up your hair and keep it short on the sides. You can even get that spiky new Posh Spice look. Posh's new, dark cut, would be perfect on you. If you feel courageous, put a few highlights in your hair. Dark brown preferably.


3. If you have to wear all black, wear a black mock neck that's almost form fitting, under a fashionable blazer. Wear slim black slacks that flatter your figure. You can man up the look by wearing Converse sneakers and top it off with a Kangol apple hat.

4. Don't be afraid to wear color. You can introduce color into your talkshow wardrobe by wearing a dark colored argyle sweater, a white tee or button down shirt underneath, a corduroy blazer, and dirty washed jeans. You can also wear your Converse sneakers with this outfit too.

5. It's okay to embrace your feminine side every now and again. You can add a touch of color by wearing a deep red under a black suit or a ruby red peacoat over an all black ensemble. You can wear a jewel blue shirt under your suit or by it self when you're on talk shows. You can also wear purple underneath a gray suit. You can wear black flats with these outfits.

6. Black is not the only neutral color. Don't hurt grey's feelings. You could REALLY use a tailored grey wool or wool blend suit. You are always in black everytime I see you so forgive me if you have a grey suit that I haven't seen yet.

Your makeup is always nice so don't worry about that.

Rachel, I hope you are not offended by anything I've said here. I respect and admire your work a great deal. I just don't want your talk-show wardrobe choices to land you on someone's "don't list". Your career is just taking off and whether you care or not, fashion folks, can make you or break you (at least the public's opinion about you anyway). That's the cold hard world we live in.

Give us a little more of that colorful personality by letting it spill into your wardrobe. This will make watching your show more fun for me at least. People can't take their eyes off of pretty people, even if they are lesbians. These simple changes could greatly improve your already soaring ratings.

Last point. You are a public figure and you have to dress the part, even on talkshows.

See you on the election coverage!!! Bye!