Joe the Dumber

Ok, initially, I was like actually inspired by Joe the Plumber. I mean, here's a guy that had the guts to ask really tough questions and put Obama on the spot. I don't agree with his viewpoint but it felt good to have an average Joe ask a politician a question and then become an overnight star and kind of a folk hero.



Then the truth came out. Joe the Plumber is really, Joe the wish-he-was-a-plumber, Joe the unlicensed-don't-let-him-work-on-your-pipes- plumber, Joe the nevermind-his-kinship-to-one-of-the-Keating-5-plumber or better yet, Joe the he-don't-even-pay-the-current-tax-rate plumber! He's a criminal! He evades taxes and practices plumbing illegally! He's even related to one of the Keating 5! I mean, this guy is a low-life! He might even be a domestic terrorist! How do we know? Just joking. Anyway. It just seems that everything McCain tries to use to booster his campaign, blows up in his face. McCain's probably making that weird face, sticking his tongue out and scrunching his fingers. Ha ha!

Speaking of domestic terrorist...William Ayers. Why hasn't anybody found this guy to see if he is really unrepentant domestic terrorist? McCain has even gotten his own domestic terrorist baggage. G Gordon Liddy. That's the guy that masterminded the watergate break ins. John McCain has encountered homeboy on countless occassions. I guess that makes him a terrorist.

All these facts are true people....just google it and you'll see.

Peace!