Wednesday, October 29, 2008

An Ode to Palin..(with a shout out to Joe the Plumber)

Joe the Plumber what a bummer
Our kids are getting dumber
'cause Joe doesn't pay his taxes

Sarah Palin is a mama
I'm voting Barack Obama
Cuz Palin don't know what lack is

Sarah Palin's wearing Gucci
Lookin' fly as Susan Lucci
She probably doesn't know who that is

Katie Couric is my hero
Showed that Palin's knowledge's zero
Her nomination needs retraction

She blames the media elite
While she's munchin' on moose meat
Homegirl really doesn't get it

Troopergate, and shopping scandal
Proved Palin's alot to handle
Shows us that she was vetted

Okay, now I gotta go
I hope you enjoyed my flow
I'm tired of the darn election

'Tis not the 'merica I know
McCain/Palin's got to go
Vote Barack Obama, "my friends"

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