Sarah, ya' listening?

Is it just me or is Sarah Palin reading my blog? Okay, there are some simple things that fashionistas everywhere know but how is it that Sarah Palin cut and highlighted her hair exactly as I said she should. Wow. I must be a powerful person. Either that or someone's coaching her. It's probably me. ANYWAY! She still doesn't know what magazines she reads so it really doesn't matter.

NOW. Madonna. Please stop cursing out Sarah Palin. You're hurting more than you're helping. You're giving those right wing cons-who-serva-themselves-to-live ammo. You know they'll say, "See, Obama has the material girl bashing us. I told you he was a terriorist." Please just sing and dance.

Now, on to the Palin/McCain, I mean, McCain/Palin supporters. STOP chanting hate words from the crowds. We know you have a problem with the man because he's black, but those words are making yourselves look more buffoonish than you already do. You're hurting your party by proving that most of you are probably former (or current) KKK members. This will only push more independents our way because they don't want to be associated with racist. You know what? Nevermind...KEEP doing it! Help us get closer to a landslide victory.

McCain, you never let me down. I knew your innerself would emerge and you're disrespect for Obama would slip out at a debate. I just wish I had put some money on that. I could have filled my tank. I'm just surprised you haven't called Obama "Boy" or "Son" yet. In that case, I guess "That one" wasn't too bad. You're trying your best to hold back racial slurs. Good job.

Now folks, DON'T LET THE CONS, I MEAN CONSERVATIVES, PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR EYES! There are many voter intimidation tactics already being used.....please don't let those old farts scare you out of voting. Show up anyway. VOTE VOTE VOTE!

And finally, AIG! Give us our freakin' money back you filthy farts! I hope you all go to jail. :(


Peace out :