"RWITOITA" broken down for you conspiracy theorists out there.

"RWITOITA "(Pronounced Ritoyta) is an acronym I made up 10 minutes ago. It stands for "REASONS WHY I THINK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST". As I was looking at this acronym I discovered that it actually spells quite a few words.

So for all the conspiracy theorists and Da Vinci code fans out there, I've dedicated this post to decoding the secret words or hidden messages in my acronym "RWITOITA". If you see other words that are not listed...please participate and let me know. Have fun!




"RWITOITA"

1. WAR
2. WORT
3. IOTA
4. WIT
5. RW (which could stand for Right Wing lol)
6. TOT
7. TOT WAR II (could these mean WWII?)
8. TATR (which could stand for potato or tater tot lol)
9. WOR(LD?)
10. TOTA(L) (does this mean total destruction or "Total" toothpaste?)
11. ATT
12. W (as in George W)
13. WART

So far, it seems that my acronym reveals that since WWII, the Right Wing in conjection with big companies like AT&T are using their wits to create total destruction under the guise of George W Bush's war in which our tots will only be left to eat wart-ridden taterworts and toothpaste in Iota, Louisiana.

Say it ain't so folks, say it ain't so!

("Taterworts" means potato like vegetable or potato foam. I just made that up lol).

That was pretty fun. Come up with your own conspiracy theory using my acronym lol!